"Guys are like shoes, you can never have too many of them....And the pretty ones that hurt you are always the ones you love the most."
~Sex and the City
That sucks for us guys because its true.
(Said while watching Making the Band 2) You know what show this is a lot like.....American Idol- Steve Nguyen
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW." ~a sign in office building restroom
"A naturally aspirated engine, is an engine with never-ending lag" - member of suprastore.com forum
Ambition is hard to find, especially if you dont have enough to go look for it. Matt T 3/31/02 12:30am
Have things gotten weird, or have they just gotten weirder.- Matt T
3/31/02 12:27am
Its all fun and games until someone dies. Then its just fun.- ???
Boy: "Why are you smiling"
Hitman: "Cause it's all so f*cking hilarious."
What I like about laptops is that you can take them anywhere-Owen L
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog you use in your act, I don't think it is a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and think, "Forgive me, but that is just too much."- Jack Handy
If you dont think having one good friend is enough, at least you have one good friend to contemplate it with.- Matt T 3/31/02 12:29am
The world is wierd but so am I, so lets do this thing.-Matt T
Hey guys, can you see your eye brows?- James Bahn
the vs kit for the supra has a mouth wider than the continent of Eurasia- David Chu
Oh my god, that stance!!!-Don W
If we want to make it, we must run now!!-Matt T 7/12/02 11:37pm
c0oKiEdOh [8:04 PM]: to me, that's love
c0oKiEdOh [8:04 PM]: u wanna fuck them but then talk to them forever after really great sex
c0oKiEdOh [8:04 PM]: i konw it's pessimistic...but like tht's just how i think sometimes
The few times one can say what they are thinking, be careful, you may even surprise yourself.-Matt T 7/14/02
Why do we always have to treat grandma so specially. We always give her birthday presents like 1 year early-Alexandra T
Don't believe anything you hear, and half of what you see.- Evil Kenival
Yep Yeo-Aaron S 1:04am
"Life is fair in the long run but the long run lasts longer than any of us will."-zambocello
The truth shall set you free-??
A DIALOG BETWEEN ALEXANDRA T AND MATT T
"I would be more comfortable if mom drove to the bank" Matt said.
"I would be more comfortable if you shut up." said Alexandra.
Aznkaliguy3 [12:26 AM]: i apologize if i offended u in any manner. i know you are not accustomed to the taste of defeat in your mouth but there is a first time for everything. i will help you, comfort you and be by your side if, excuse me, when that first time does indeed come by own hand in one week at puddingstone. please do not view this upcoming event as a competition but as a motivator for both of us to excel in our car craft and modification of our raw, untamed street power-machines. godspeed.
today korea, tomorrow the world.-Ting Chin
If it dont grow its got to go-Michael d daws
This quote was uttered upon leaving Chiles resturant
"I am glad we are leaving. It was getting a little chilly in there."-Gail T
"Everybodies first night in Berkeley is a drunken one."- Ting Chin
Ben- I think I am gonna stay up all night.
Matt- Why?
Ben- Because sunrise is in 2 hrs.
Matt- Do you get up at sunrise?
Ben- Of course not!!
"It is one of those things that is okay until they get caught."- Ben
"Procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good until you realize you're only screwing yourself"- Someone smart
