Here are the real deals:
#1 7/11/02
Crtonist84 [1:59 PM]: Im more particial to wheat
thins
Crtonist84
[1:59 PM]: partial*
MrGrahamCracker7
[1:59 PM]: really
MrGrahamCracker7
[1:59 PM]: well hey to each there
own then
Crtonist84
[2:02 PM]: Actually im more of a triscuit
guy, ya know put a little cheese on there, it just taste great, soo good in fact I really dont think graham crackers can compete
MrGrahamCracker7
[2:02 PM]: well good for you bro maybe
you should keep these thoughts to your self
MrGrahamCracker7
[2:02 PM]: try it you might like it
Crtonist84
[2:02 PM]: Oh I have
Crtonist84
[2:03 PM]: Pratically choked
MrGrahamCracker7
[2:03 PM]: no your thoughts not graham
crackers
Crtonist84
[2:03 PM]: Well good luck with that
whole graham cracker thing , Mr.
Crtonist84
[2:03 PM]: you have just been Talbotronned,
boo-ya, later.
#2 7/11/02
Crtonist84 [2:24 PM]: So , I was looking foward to talking to one cute cali
chick, but three, that is truly amazing.
CuteCaliChick3
[2:24 PM]: what do u mean 3
CuteCaliChick3
[2:24 PM]: ?
Crtonist84
[2:25 PM]: Your sn implys there are
3 of you
Crtonist84
[2:25 PM]: What re you trying to say,
there are only 2 cute hcicks on the other side of this IM
Crtonist84
[2:25 PM]: are*
CuteCaliChick3
[2:25 PM]: no the three is my lucky
number
Crtonist84
[2:26 PM]: well I guess it not mine,
because there are only 2 hot cali chick here to talk to
Crtonist84
[2:26 PM]: chicks*
Crtonist84
[2:27 PM]: So, what are your two wonderful
ladies name?
CuteCaliChick3
[2:27 PM]: there is one chick
CuteCaliChick3
[2:27 PM]: and my name is liz
Crtonist84
[2:27 PM]: What, one, you realize
thats 1/3rd of the original amount.
Crtonist84
[2:28 PM]: Liz, short for Elizabeth
Crtonist84
[2:28 PM]: I assume
CuteCaliChick3
[2:28 PM]: ya
Crtonist84
[2:29 PM]: Why dont you have people
call you beth, that is short form Elizabeth too ya know?
CuteCaliChick3
[2:29 PM]: couse i dont
Crtonist84
[2:29 PM]: You dont know what kind
of answer is that
CuteCaliChick3
[2:30 PM]: couse i dont i dont like
the name beth i like the name liz
Crtonist84
[2:30 PM]: My name is Barthalemuey,
and although it is strange, I know exactly why I was named it.
CuteCaliChick3
[2:30 PM]: why
CuteCaliChick3
[2:31 PM]: couse ur
parents r crazy
Crtonist84
[2:31 PM]: Bart, is a character on
Simpsons, Hal, was a friend of my parents, and Lemuey is a famous hockey player.
Crtonist84
[2:31 PM]: See I told you
Crtonist84
[2:33 PM]: Beth, are you there?
CuteCaliChick3
[2:33 PM]: no not if u call me beth
Crtonist84
[2:34 PM]: Well what am I supposed
to call you if your full anme is Elizabeth.
Crtonist84
[2:34 PM]: name*
Crtonist84
[2:34 PM]: Tell me that Beth
CuteCaliChick3
[2:34 PM]: liz
Crtonist84
[2:34 PM]: Oh, I remember now, I apologize. I have a bit of the short term forgetters, ya know.
You ever see memento?
CuteCaliChick3
[2:35 PM]: ya
Crtonist84
[2:35 PM]: See, im a lot like that
guy but instead of making tattoes on myself, I used neon post it notes.
CuteCaliChick3
[2:36 PM]: ok
Crtonist84
[2:36 PM]: It fits appropriately gay
lifestyle
CuteCaliChick3
[2:36 PM]: what the hell r u talking
about
Crtonist84
[2:36 PM]: What the hell are you talking
about Beth
CuteCaliChick3
[2:37 PM]: never mind
Crtonist84
[2:37 PM]: Im trying to share with
you
CuteCaliChick3
[2:37 PM]: ok`
Crtonist84
[2:37 PM]: Oh I see why you are confised
Crtonist84
[2:37 PM]: I left a word out
Crtonist84
[2:37 PM]: It fits MY apporpriately
gay lifestyle.
CuteCaliChick3
[2:37 PM]: ooooooooooooo
CuteCaliChick3
[2:38 PM]: i c
Crtonist84
[2:38 PM]: You c what now?
Crtonist84
[2:38 PM]: Are you drunk Beth?
CuteCaliChick3
[2:39 PM]: no
Crtonist84
[2:39 PM]: So you understand now
Crtonist84
[2:39 PM]: ?
CuteCaliChick3
[2:39 PM]: yes
Crtonist84
[2:39 PM]: What do you understand?
CuteCaliChick3
[2:40 PM]: ?
Crtonist84
[2:40 PM]: see I knew it, you just
said you understood, so I would understand that you understood was I was trying to make you understand
Crtonist84
[2:41 PM]: Beth?
Crtonist84
[2:41 PM]: Beth?
CuteCaliChick3
[2:41 PM]: i understand that u r gay
Crtonist84
[2:41 PM]: I never said I was gay
Crtonist84
[2:42 PM]: How dare you assume
Crtonist84
[2:42 PM]: Just because I said I have
a gay lifestyle doesnt mean im gay.
CuteCaliChick3
[2:42 PM]: ok
CuteCaliChick3
[2:43 PM]: now im confused
Crtonist84
[2:43 PM]: As you should be, your
drunk.
Crtonist84
[2:44 PM]: Just because I wear black
tight leather pants means im gay. Ignorance is not tolerated where im from Beth.
CuteCaliChick3
[2:45 PM]: ok so u lead a gay lifestyle
but your not gay so what r bi
Crtonist84
[2:45 PM]: Straight as a specialized
Apache bent arrow, if youre familiar with their culture, which I assume you are.
CuteCaliChick3
[2:46 PM]: really
Crtonist84
[2:46 PM]: Boo-ya
Crtonist84
[2:46 PM]: You have just been Talbotronned,
adios Becca.
#3 7/12/02
Crtonist84 [5:04 PM]: Does your name involve sexual inuendo?
Crtonist84 [5:07 PM]: :'(
CreamsicklePeach [5:07 PM]: I DONT EVEN KNOW U THAT WELL
Crtonist84 [5:08 PM]: You dont know me at all
Crtonist84 [5:08 PM]: But I know you all too well, you get
me?
CreamsicklePeach [5:08 PM]: HAAA DO U REALLY
Crtonist84 [5:08 PM]: Your name pretty much says it all, does
it not?
CreamsicklePeach [5:09 PM]: YES
Crtonist84 [5:10 PM]: So I am correct when I assume you are
a whore?
CreamsicklePeach [5:10 PM]: NOO
Crtonist84 [5:10 PM]: What?
CreamsicklePeach [5:10 PM]: I AM NOT
Crtonist84 [5:10 PM]: Not a what?
CreamsicklePeach [5:10 PM]: I AM NOT A WHORE
Crtonist84 [5:11 PM]: I said whore, I meant where
Crtonist84 [5:11 PM]: My great apologies
CreamsicklePeach [5:11 PM]: WHAT
Crtonist84 [5:12 PM]: I was asking you if I was correct when
I assumed where
Crtonist84 [5:13 PM]: not whore, hehe
CreamsicklePeach [5:13 PM]: WHERE R U
Crtonist84 [5:13 PM]: What?
Crtonist84 [5:13 PM]: Thats what I assumed
Crtonist84 [5:14 PM]: Clearly you missunderstood me. right?
CreamsicklePeach [5:14 PM]: do u called me a whore i am not that
Crtonist84 [5:14 PM]: Do u call what?
Crtonist84 [5:15 PM]: All I said was I assumed you where a
whore
Crtonist84 [5:15 PM]: You have been Talbotronned, boo-ya
#4 7/13/02
Crtonist84 [11:04 AM]: You think quite highly of yourself, dont you.
Hottiegirl0136 [11:05 AM]: YES I DO
Crtonist84 [11:05 AM]: Why do you think you are such a "hottie"
Hottiegirl0136 [11:06 AM]: I JUST MADE THAT UP
Crtonist84 [11:06 AM]: So you are not hot, at all, more ugly?
Crtonist84 [11:06 AM]: Man that sucks
Hottiegirl0136 [11:07 AM]: NO I AM A HOTTIE
Crtonist84 [11:08 AM]: Explain?
Crtonist84 [11:08 AM]: Are you sure youre not haughty?
Hottiegirl0136 [11:08 AM]: YEA
Crtonist84 [11:08 AM]: explain this "hottie"ness you are so
confident about
Hottiegirl0136 [11:09 AM]: MY BUTT
Crtonist84 [11:10 AM]: Your whole reasoning for you being a
hottie is your butt?
Hottiegirl0136 [11:10 AM]: NO
MORE
Crtonist84 [11:10 AM]: So not only are you claiming you are
a hottie, but based purely of the sweetness of you rear?
Hottiegirl0136 [11:10 AM]: MAYBE BYE
Crtonist84 [11:11 AM]: Boo-ya, you have just been Talbotronned
#5 7/13/02
Crtonist84 [11:20 AM]: I dont know what a topless
oyster is, but it sounds sexy
Crtonist84 [11:20 AM]: The girls gone wild of oysters if you will.
Crtonist84
[11:21 AM]: No comment??
Crtonist84 [11:22 AM]: I mean it makes sense right?
Crtonist84 [11:23
AM]: I need a confirmation here, I mean it is YOUR screename, isn't it, you imposter, haha.
Crtonist84 [11:23
AM]: Boo-ya, you have just been Talbotronned
#6 7/13/02
DrCrazyDog [11:37 AM]: are you going to make more
talbotronedationation thingies?
DrCrazyDog [11:38 AM]: i know you said one per day but i'm not sure if i can
wait that long
Crtonist84 [11:42 AM]: dude, 3 per day, its my new minimum
DrCrazyDog [11:42 AM]:
hehe
DrCrazyDog [11:42 AM]: sweet
Crtonist84 [11:42 AM]: Or maybe 3 everyother day to build
up hype that day when no new ones are added
DrCrazyDog [11:42 AM]: yeah
DrCrazyDog [11:42 AM]:
or maybe irregularly whenever you feel like making them?
Crtonist84 [11:43 AM]: maybe
Crtonist84
[11:43 AM]: you jackass
DrCrazyDog [11:43 AM]: hehe
DrCrazyDog [11:43 AM]: but hey
Crtonist84
[11:43 AM]: Maybe I will never make them again
DrCrazyDog [11:43 AM]: if there's no set time when they'll
be made people will have to check the site constantly for updates
Crtonist84 [11:43 AM]: exactly , its like
selling crack to a baby, too bad you suck, loser
Crtonist84 [11:43 AM]: Boo-ya, you have been Talbotronned
#6 7/13/02 This is the end all be all Talbotronnedation.
Not because it is soo funny or good, but because I met my intellectual match.
Topless oyster [11:56 AM]: whati i had to
eat and brush and floss
Crtonist84 [11:56 AM]: what are you smoking?
Topless oyster [11:57 AM]:
cigar
Crtonist84 [11:57 AM]: cuban?
Crtonist84 [11:57 AM]: or cheap imitation?
Crtonist84
[11:57 AM]: Are you topless now, oyster?
Topless oyster [11:58 AM]: those are still illegal
Crtonist84
[11:58 AM]: being topless isnt legal either, but that hasnt stopped you
Topless oyster [11:58 AM]: now
i have half my bivalve on
Crtonist84 [11:58 AM]: What re you a car engine?
Topless oyster [11:59
AM]: how would you know that crt
Crtonist84 [11:59 AM]: are*
Crtonist84 [11:59 AM]:
Here in the world of IM's and chats, we must judge a book by its cover, or a person by their screename
Crtonist84
[11:59 AM]: You see?
Topless oyster [11:59 AM]: yes fully compliable with all epa standards
Crtonist84
[12:00 PM]: You pass smog okay?
Topless oyster [12:00 PM]: yes,you are a cartoonist
Topless
oyster [12:00 PM]: yes i pass smog fer shure
Crtonist84 [12:00 PM]: that I am
Topless oyster
[12:01 PM]: are you like famous and stuff
Crtonist84 [12:01 PM]: Have you checked a dip stick lately?
Crtonist84
[12:01 PM]: Famous in an underground unfamous kind of way
Topless oyster [12:01 PM]: i love underground
Crtonist84 [12:02 PM]: Like sewers and stuff, nasty
Topless oyster [12:02 PM]: yum,sewer water,me
so thirsty
Crtonist84 [12:02 PM]: So what does a topless oyster like yourself do for fun?
Topless
oyster [12:03 PM]: i like dodging the cops
Crtonist84 [12:03 PM]: I am big fan of community dodge ball
games as well
Topless oyster [12:04 PM]: dodge ball is too controversial for the likes of me
Crtonist84
[12:04 PM]: Are you more of a dodge, or try to catch the ball type of dogeball player?
Crtonist84 [12:05 PM]:
I see, are you more of a Russian roulette person?
Topless oyster [12:05 PM]: no,more of a video poker person
Crtonist84 [12:06 PM]: hmm...really, so are you like old?
Crtonist84 [12:06 PM]: Like "Oops
I crapped my pants old."
Topless oyster [12:06 PM]: not by my calculations are you
Crtonist84 [12:06
PM]: Hardly
Crtonist84 [12:07 PM]: I practically still say "Oops I crapped my pants" but on the other
side of the spectrum
Crtonist84 [12:07 PM]: You see?
Topless oyster [12:08 PM]: me no comprende
Crtonist84 [12:08 PM]: Spanish oyster, yo comprendo much
Crtonist84 [12:09 PM]: mucho*
Topless
oyster [12:09 PM]: i saw that snl skit too
Crtonist84 [12:09 PM]: What snl skit
Topless oyster
[12:09 PM]: oops i crapped my pants
Crtonist84 [12:09 PM]: Based on your name their is a 95% chance
you are topless, is it true?
Crtonist84 [12:10 PM]: Chance is on our side
Topless oyster [12:10
PM]: no,im wearing a wife beater
Crtonist84 [12:10 PM]: are you even a girl
Topless oyster
[12:10 PM]: no,but my wife says she is
Crtonist84 [12:11 PM]: she does what?
Crtonist84 [12:12
PM]: Your wife is topless
Topless oyster [12:12 PM]: she claims to be female
Topless oyster
[12:12 PM]: if you like
Crtonist84 [12:12 PM]: your wife claims to be female??
Topless oyster
[12:12 PM]: shes got big tits
Crtonist84 [12:12 PM]: Isnt it your responsibility ot validate these
claims
Crtonist84 [12:13 PM]: Your a modest and shy one aren't you.
Topless oyster [12:13 PM]:
try being married
Crtonist84 [12:13 PM]: Can I try it, or do I actually have to do it?
Topless oyster
[12:14 PM]: no,i implore thee,dont do it
Crtonist84 [12:15 PM]: Warning noted
Crtonist84 [12:15
PM]: Why so anti-message topless oyster?
Topless oyster [12:16 PM]: marriage is for romantics and idiots
Crtonist84 [12:16 PM]: Im a romantic idiot, looks like I should get hitched
Topless oyster [12:17
PM]: i reckon so billy bob
Crtonist84 [12:17 PM]: I will bring by geetar
Crtonist84 [12:17
PM]: my*
Topless oyster [12:17 PM]: the twanger
Crtonist84 [12:18 PM]: exactly
Topless
oyster [12:18 PM]: fender duo sonic stratocaster
Crtonist84 [12:18 PM]: I dont got that fancy stuff
Crtonist84 [12:19 PM]: I have a special made geetar with strings and such
Topless oyster [12:19
PM]: you got electricity
Topless oyster [12:19 PM]: oh that one
Crtonist84 [12:19 PM]:
I have electricity per say, enough to power this computer
Topless oyster [12:20 PM]: do you play that geetar
in the electrical mode
Crtonist84 [12:20 PM]: but not enough for fancy things like lights etc etc.
Crtonist84
[12:21 PM]: Its got one mode
Topless oyster [12:21 PM]: ray charles dont need no fancy lights
Crtonist84
[12:21 PM]: noise maker
Topless oyster [12:21 PM]: so you are goona take eddie van halens job
Crtonist84
[12:22 PM]: thats the plan
Topless oyster [12:22 PM]: say something funny
Crtonist84 [12:22
PM]: If all goes well, as it never does
Crtonist84 [12:22 PM]: Im not a machine
Crtonist84
[12:22 PM]: Jesus
Crtonist84 [12:23 PM]: :now he was a machine
Topless oyster [12:23
PM]: whats the difference between a comic and a comedian
Crtonist84 [12:23 PM]: from the future to protect
John Connor from the Terminator
Crtonist84 [12:24 PM]: a comedian can explain the difference between the two
and make sure his explantion is funny
Topless oyster [12:24 PM]: a comedian says funny things,a comic
says things funny
Crtonist84 [12:24 PM]: Damn, your good
Topless oyster [12:25 PM]: i know,i
know
Topless oyster [12:25 PM]: i supress myself
Crtonist84 [12:25 PM]: Your much more advanced
than me, most of my jokes just involve switching words
Crtonist84 [12:25 PM]: oh wait.....
Topless
oyster [12:26 PM]: funny,ha ha
Crtonist84 [12:26 PM]: you did just switch the words
Crtonist84
[12:26 PM]: Well played old chap, well played
Topless oyster [12:26 PM]: its true
Crtonist84
[12:26 PM]: This is a game of wits
Topless oyster [12:27 PM]: carrot top is a comic for instance
Crtonist84
[12:27 PM]: a game of the mind
Crtonist84 [12:27 PM]: So clearly I cannot choose the comedian in front
of me
Crtonist84 [12:27 PM]: But my training in Bangladesh has taught me that I can clearly not choose the
comic in front of you
Topless oyster [12:28 PM]: chris rock is a comedian
Topless oyster [12:29
PM]: God made man Bangladeshi
Crtonist84 [12:29 PM]: I didnt realize this had turned from a game of
wits to a game of naming
Crtonist84 [12:29 PM]: A man of religion
Topless oyster [12:29 PM]:
no,just examplifying
Crtonist84 [12:29 PM]: is a man of Bangladesh
Crtonist84 [12:30 PM]:
Well thats what my father once said
Crtonist84 [12:30 PM]: So, what do you say we call if a day
Crtonist84
[12:30 PM]: it*
Topless oyster [12:30 PM]: God made man,no?
Topless oyster [12:31 PM]:
i didnt mean to piss you off crt
Crtonist84 [12:31 PM]: You didnt
Crtonist84 [12:31 PM]: I
pissed before this conversation started
Topless oyster [12:31 PM]: oh good
Crtonist84 [12:31 PM]:
This is normally when I say Boo-ya, you have been Talbotronned
Crtonist84 [12:31 PM]: But I feel I have met
my intellectual match
Topless oyster [12:32 PM]: whats a talbot anyway
Crtonist84 [12:32 PM]:
Its a long story
Topless oyster [12:32 PM]: its not possible crt
Crtonist84 [12:32 PM]:
Orignial based on a bird who went extinct during the 70's
Crtonist84 [12:32 PM]: WHats not possible?
Topless
oyster [12:33 PM]: original what
Crtonist84 [12:33 PM]: It was based on the original bird
Crtonist84
[12:33 PM]: original bird=parent
Topless oyster [12:33 PM]: its not possible for u to have met your
match
Crtonist84 [12:33 PM]: Why. please tell me?
Crtonist84 [12:34 PM]: Do you feel I have
out matched you, or you have out matched me?
Topless oyster [12:34 PM]: cause im half in the bag mate
Crtonist84
[12:34 PM]: I dont know what to say to that
Topless oyster [12:34 PM]: what country are you from
Topless
oyster [12:34 PM]: aol just dropped me
Crtonist84 [12:35 PM]: U.S.A.
Crtonist84 [12:35 PM]:
United Section of Afganistan
Topless oyster [12:35 PM]: aol may drop me any second
Crtonist84 [12:35
PM]: and this is why?
Crtonist84 [12:35 PM]: Too witty for a major corporation
Crtonist84
[12:35 PM]: Trust me I know the feeling
Topless oyster [12:36 PM]: cause they said "goodbye"
Crtonist84
[12:36 PM]: But never forget the times, when they said.....
Crtonist84 [12:36 PM]: "You've Got Mail"
Crtonist84 [12:36 PM]: Boo-ya, adios, Talbotronnedation complete
Topless oyster [12:36 PM]:
outie as well
Crtonist84 [12:37 PM]: peace
Topless oyster [12:37 PM]: peace out
#7 7/15/02
Crtonist84 [4:16 PM]: Please be a female
Boobooinbama [4:16 PM]: yes
Crtonist84 [4:17 PM]: I was worried
Boobooinbama [4:17 PM]: why
Crtonist84 [4:17 PM]: With a sn that sarted with boob, you
either had to be a guy with boobs, a guy infactuated with boobs, or a girl.
Crtonist84 [4:17 PM]: I was hoping for the later
Boobooinbama [4:18 PM]: my screen name is boo boo
Crtonist84 [4:19 PM]: no its not, its clearly boob
Crtonist84 [4:19 PM]: followed by a oo
Crtonist84 [4:19 PM]: which is follwed by a in bam, representing
someone being hit in the face.
Crtonist84 [4:19 PM]: Followed by a a, representing the confused
person who was hit in the face.
Boobooinbama [4:20 PM]: no it is no boo boo is a nickname thank
you booboo in bama aka alabama
Crtonist84 [4:21 PM]: sure whatever
Crtonist84 [4:21 PM]: Mine is better
Boobooinbama [4:22 PM]: shut u p you are stupid
Crtonist84 [4:22 PM]: your explanation is too, aaaa...ya know,
crappy
Crtonist84 [4:22 PM]: Im not the one with a screename that
says boob, whos stupid now
Crtonist84 [4:23 PM]: See I got you??
Crtonist84 [4:23 PM]: Now, I was curious
Boobooinbama [4:23 PM]: what
Crtonist84 [4:23 PM]: The boob in your name is singular, do
you have only one?
Boobooinbama [4:24 PM]: shut up it is a nickname get it boo- boo
Boobooinbama [4:24 PM]: go on
Crtonist84 [4:25 PM]: I get it you singular boob women you
Crtonist84 [4:25 PM]: Three would be better than one, damn
women
Boobooinbama [4:25 PM]: go on
Crtonist84 [4:25 PM]: Dont you agree
Crtonist84 [4:26 PM]: If you have a child, one boob will not
be enough
Boobooinbama [4:26 PM]: go on
Boobooinbama [4:26 PM]: i am only 12
Crtonist84 [4:27 PM]: 12??
Crtonist84 [4:27 PM]: oh snap
Crtonist84 [4:27 PM]: You have just been Talbotronned, boo-ya
Crtonist84 [4:27 PM]: I gotta run
Boobooinbama [4:27 PM]: yes no go on
Crtonist84 [4:27 PM]: I dont want to be a freakin R Kelly
Crtonist84 [4:27 PM]: Later
Crtonist84 [4:27 PM]: BOO-YA
#8 7/15/02
Crtonist84 [4:15 PM]: You like cold showers?
Lilflowergoddess
[4:15 PM]: yes y?
Crtonist84
[4:15 PM]: just curious
Crtonist84
[4:15 PM]: They always seem, a little,
how do you say, cold.
Lilflowergoddess
[4:16 PM]: i dont mean really cold
i mean a little less then warm
Crtonist84 [4:16 PM]: You
must clarify these things
Crtonist84
[4:16 PM]: I was worried for your
safety
Crtonist84
[4:17 PM]: I believe I read a cold
shower can kill you in under 5 minutes
Lilflowergoddess
[4:17 PM]: ok im sry
Lilflowergoddess
[4:17 PM]: wuts ur
a/s/l?
Crtonist84
[4:18 PM]: I rather not give specific
Crtonist84
[4:18 PM]: s
Crtonist84
[4:18 PM]: Just think of me as the
angel of safety
Lilflowergoddess
[4:18 PM]: ok r u a male? can u ast
least give me that?
Crtonist84
[4:18 PM]: Yes
Crtonist84
[4:18 PM]: I am a male angel of safety
Lilflowergoddess
[4:18 PM]: ok
Crtonist84
[4:18 PM]: That comes swooping in
safely to save the day from unsafe situations/
Lilflowergoddess
[4:19 PM]: well from ur
profile i know ur name is matt and u like to drive and u like tennis
Crtonist84
[4:20 PM]: All angels like to drive
and play tennis
Crtonist84
[4:20 PM]: Because that is what God
loves to do
Lilflowergoddess
[4:20 PM]: r u sure?
Lilflowergoddess [4:20 PM]:
do u have a gf?
Lilflowergoddess
[4:20 PM]: j/w
Crtonist84
[4:20 PM]: Are you sure im wrong
Crtonist84
[4:20 PM]: ANgels do not have a girlfriend
Lilflowergoddess
[4:21 PM]: i didnt say u were wrong
Crtonist84
[4:21 PM]: We have many girlfriends
Lilflowergoddess
[4:21 PM]: so who r ur
many girlfriends?
Crtonist84
[4:21 PM]: what??
Crtonist84
[4:21 PM]: please restate the question
so it makes freakin sense
Lilflowergoddess
[4:21 PM]: who r ur
girlfriends?
Lilflowergoddess
[4:22 PM]: angels dont say freakin
Lilflowergoddess
[4:22 PM]: i think i got u there
Crtonist84
[4:22 PM]: I am not a conventional
angel
Crtonist84
[4:22 PM]: Im an angel of safety,
we are like the rebel angels.
Lilflowergoddess
[4:22 PM]: then wuts ur
a/s/l?
Lilflowergoddess
[4:23 PM]: or no specifics?
Crtonist84
[4:23 PM]: approx 545/angel/heaven
Crtonist84
[4:24 PM]: I cant believe I told you
my age, im soo ashamed
Crtonist84
[4:24 PM]: Thats okay
Lilflowergoddess
[4:24 PM]: then how come u know wut
a/s/l means?
Lilflowergoddess
[4:24 PM]: ur
not 545
Crtonist84 [4:24 PM]: I checked the books, you will die soon anyway Lilflowergoddess [4:24 PM]:
do u want to know how old i am?
Crtonist84
[4:24 PM]: a/s/l is used everywhere,
even Bangladesh
Lilflowergoddess
[4:24 PM]: ok
Crtonist84
[4:24 PM]: Not really, it is pretty
easy to find out up here
Lilflowergoddess
[4:25 PM]: then how old am i wuts
my name and were do i live?
Crtonist84
[4:25 PM]: Your name is Trisha and
you are 20
Lilflowergoddess
[4:25 PM]: im not 20
Lilflowergoddess
[4:26 PM]: try 5 years younger
Lilflowergoddess
[4:26 PM]: or so
Crtonist84
[4:26 PM]: Oh im sorry
Lilflowergoddess
[4:26 PM]: and u looked on my profile
Crtonist84
[4:26 PM]: Thats how old you will
be when you die
Crtonist84
[4:26 PM]: My mistake
Lilflowergoddess
[4:26 PM]: and u never told me were
i lived
Crtonist84
[4:26 PM]: I looked in the wrong column
Crtonist84
[4:26 PM]: On earth, right
Lilflowergoddess
[4:27 PM]: ya but wat city?
Crtonist84
[4:27 PM]: You leave under heaven
that is all that matters
Crtonist84
[4:27 PM]: Boston
Crtonist84
[4:27 PM]: Mass
Lilflowergoddess
[4:27 PM]: nope
Lilflowergoddess
[4:28 PM]: i live somewere that starts
with a ch
Crtonist84
[4:28 PM]: church
Lilflowergoddess
[4:28 PM]: if u looked on my profile
u would know that
Lilflowergoddess
[4:28 PM]: a city
Crtonist84
[4:28 PM]: Good for you, we all need
to lie in the church
Crtonist84
[4:28 PM]: live*
Lilflowergoddess
[4:28 PM]: i dont live in a church!!
Crtonist84
[4:29 PM]: not yet
Crtonist84
[4:29 PM]: you will, at age 20
Lilflowergoddess
[4:29 PM]: no i wont
Crtonist84
[4:29 PM]: Would you like to know
how it ends
Crtonist84
[4:29 PM]: Oh snap, I got to go, God
is paging me, later
Lilflowergoddess
[4:29 PM]: sure
Crtonist84
[4:29 PM]: Boo-ya, you have been Talbotronned
Crtonist84
[4:29 PM]: boo-ya
Crtonist84
[4:29 PM]: boo-ya
#9 7/16/02Crtonist84 [5:01 PM]: When you say, all natural, do you really mean it?
You must not live in Beverly Hills
AllNaturalGirlie
[5:01 PM]: i'm environmentally aware,right?
Crtonist84
[5:02 PM]: So you are for the natural
environment, but you got fakes boobies
AllNaturalGirlie
[5:02 PM]: before you ask,like every
other guy on here,it's none of your business what i sahve and what i don't
AllNaturalGirlie
[5:02 PM]: yea right
AllNaturalGirlie
[5:02 PM]: go away bad dream
Crtonist84
[5:02 PM]: Your right, its not my bussiness
Crtonist84
[5:02 PM]: Wait, how are you sleeping
and talking to me at the same time.
Crtonist84
[5:02 PM]: Hey I have some adivice
Crtonist84
[5:03 PM]: If you are so sick of people
asking you about your screename all the time, then change it.
AllNaturalGirlie
[5:03 PM]: look,you might find some
bombo with no self esteem and the iq of a donut who buys your sexist lines but it isn't us
AllNaturalGirlie
[5:04 PM]: I shouldn't have to change
my screen name cause some perverts minds are in the gutter,should I?
Crtonist84
[5:04 PM]: Thats is quite a compliment,
that you even think my lines are an attempt to be sexy.
Crtonist84
[5:04 PM]: If you are asking me, then
I say yes, change it.
AllNaturalGirlie
[5:05 PM]: maybe you should change
yours. you draw nasty cartoons for playboy mag?
Crtonist84
[5:05 PM]: I dont think you are a bombo
by the way.
Crtonist84
[5:05 PM]: How did you know, I dont
say it in my profile
Crtonist84
[5:05 PM]: I think you are a bimbo
AllNaturalGirlie
[5:05 PM]: I'm not a bimbo,which is
why i'm so offended by most of the guys in chat
Crtonist84
[5:05 PM]: Boo-ya, you have been Talbotronned.
#10 7/16/02
Crtonist84 [5:19 PM]: I got a shiny dime. Boo-ya.
Crtonist84
[5:20 PM]: You have just been Talbottronned.
IGotAShinyNickel
[5:20 PM]: lol sure why not
IGotAShinyNickel
[5:20 PM]: but my nickels better than
your dime!
Crtonist84
[5:20 PM]: Double the value, double
the fun.
Crtonist84
[5:20 PM]: I hate to break it to you,
dimes pull a little more weight than nickels do around here.
Crtonist84
[5:21 PM]: Boo-ya
#11 7/18/02 (This one sided conversation took place with
DAoriginalmark)
Crtonist84 [1:27 PM]: Woud you be able to
help me find the not so origianl Mark. He got high and kinda just wandered off.
Crtonist84 [1:27 PM]:
wondered*
Crtonist84 [1:28 PM]: :'(
#12 7/18/02
Crtonist84 [1:32 PM]: Md
sexy babe, as opposed to highsexybabe??
Mdsexybabe42 [1:32 PM]: huh
Crtonist84 [1:32 PM]:
In reference to your sn
Crtonist84 [1:32 PM]: IM confused
Crtonist84 [1:32 PM]: I associate
md with mid
Mdsexybabe42 [1:32 PM]: my just a mdsexybabe
Crtonist84 [1:33 PM]: Thus making
your name mid sexy babe.
Crtonist84 [1:33 PM]: What does md truly stand for
Mdsexybabe42 [1:33 PM]:
md stand for maryland
Crtonist84 [1:33 PM]: there are sexy babes in maryland, what
Crtonist84 [1:33
PM]: It dosent say that in the tourist brochure
Mdsexybabe42 [1:33 PM]: well im in md
Crtonist84
[1:34 PM]: so you are
Mdsexybabe42 [1:34 PM]: im also a foxysexybabeinmd
Crtonist84 [1:34
PM]: Have you seen more os these so called sexy babes in your home state of md
Mdsexybabe42 [1:34 PM]:
what is your a/s/l
Crtonist84 [1:34 PM]: No yu are just getting consceded
Crtonist84 [1:35 PM]:
Does my age, sex, or location really mean anything. This conversation will end the same way they all do
Mdsexybabe42
[1:35 PM]: why
Crtonist84 [1:35 PM]: Boo-ya, you have just been talbotronned
Crtonist84 [1:36
PM]: :-D
Mdsexybabe42 [1:36 PM]: are u black
Crtonist84 [1:36 PM]: what?
Crtonist84
[1:36 PM]: hehe
Crtonist84 [1:36 PM]: you just said something funnier than me
Crtonist84 [1:36
PM]: damn
Mdsexybabe42 [1:36 PM]: what race are you
Crtonist84 [1:37 PM]: the human
race you sexy babe
Crtonist84 [1:37 PM]: You assumed, because I was intellegent, witty, and rich that I wa
black, didnt you.
Crtonist84 [1:37 PM]: ??
Crtonist84 [1:37 PM]: was*
Mdsexybabe42
[1:38 PM]: no not really im not like that
Mdsexybabe42 [1:38 PM]: i talk to al kinds on here
Crtonist84
[1:38 PM]: thats sweet of you
Mdsexybabe42 [1:39 PM]: well i try to be
Crtonist84 [1:39 PM]:
damn fine job your doing tjere miss
Crtonist84 [1:39 PM]: Your country would be proud
Crtonist84
[1:39 PM]: there*
Crtonist84 [1:40 PM]: Im just tired of everyone assuming im black when i am really
a white guy
Mdsexybabe42 [1:40 PM]: i take it you are not from here
Crtonist84 [1:40 PM]:
I cant get jobs, find a women to marry me and have many babies with
Crtonist84 [1:40 PM]: Is it that obvious
Mdsexybabe42 [1:40 PM]: color dont mean anything
Crtonist84 [1:40 PM]: I tried to blend in
with your american ways
Crtonist84 [1:40 PM]: but so difficult
Mdsexybabe42 [1:40 PM]: where
yu from
Crtonist84 [1:41 PM]: Its not very well know
Crtonist84 [1:41 PM]: I will give you
a hint.
Crtonist84 [1:41 PM]: Starts with a G, ends in Lendora.
Crtonist84 [1:42 PM]: and
its in Bangladesh
Crtonist84 [1:42 PM]: Any ideas??
Mdsexybabe42 [1:42 PM]: no
Crtonist84
[1:42 PM]: Okay
Crtonist84 [1:42 PM]: Well i must go now
Crtonist84 [1:43 PM]: Boo-ya,
you have just been talbotronned again I guess
Crtonist84 [1:43 PM]: What was your name
Crtonist84
[1:43 PM]: phone number
Mdsexybabe42 [1:43 PM]: ok nice chatting
Crtonist84 [1:43 PM]:
address
Crtonist84 [1:43 PM]: social security number
Crtonist84 [1:43 PM]: etc.
Mdsexybabe42
[1:43 PM]: sorry i dont give that out
Crtonist84 [1:43 PM]: i like you a lot, in my country it is customary
Crtonist84 [1:44 PM]: do you have a picture of yourself to be put on my wall
Crtonist84 [1:44 PM]:
?
Mdsexybabe42 [1:44 PM]: not here its not
Crtonist84 [1:44 PM]: i have quite a collection
Crtonist84 [1:44 PM]: pictures of all the sexy women i talk to in this great america
Mdsexybabe42
[1:44 PM]: i bet yopu do
Mdsexybabe42 [1:45 PM]: you^
Crtonist84 [1:45 PM]: so, ae you
sending or what
Crtonist84 [1:47 PM]: are*
Crtonist84 [1:47 PM]: i want to see your face,
ok?
Crtonist84 [1:47 PM]: miss?
Crtonist84 [1:49 PM]: :'(
#13 7/18/02
Crtonist84 [2:33 PM]: I world of mammals dressed
in evening wear.
Penguin world219 [2:34 PM]: huh?
Crtonist84 [2:34 PM]: You see
Penguin
world219 [2:34 PM]: oh ok
Crtonist84 [2:34 PM]: penguins are the formal animals, whle the camels, not
so much.
Crtonist84 [2:36 PM]: You see?
Penguin world219 [2:36 PM]: kinda, age/sex?
Crtonist84
[2:37 PM]: age nor sex is important
Crtonist84 [2:37 PM]: Or is it?
Penguin world219 [2:38
PM]: not really just curious
Crtonist84 [2:38 PM]: Curious like a cat, or curious like a trained
assasin??
Penguin world219 [2:38 PM]: lol niether
Crtonist84 [2:38 PM]: hmmm.
you are asliperry
one penguin girl
Penguin world219 [2:39 PM]: nope
Crtonist84 [2:40 PM]: You are bold
Crtonist84
[2:40 PM]: But are you daring?
Penguin world219 [2:40 PM]: huh?
Crtonist84 [2:41 PM]:
exactly
Crtonist84 [2:42 PM]: hmm........
Crtonist84 [2:43 PM]: boo-ya, you have just been
talbotronned
Crtonist84 [2:43 PM]: how does it feel
Crtonist84 [2:43 PM]: penguin lady
Penguin
world219 [2:43 PM]: huh?
Crtonist84 [2:43 PM]: yup yup
Penguin world219 [2:43 PM]: whatever
#14 7/20/02
Crtonist84 [7:48 PM]: Isnt your screename a bit redundant?
Crtonist84
[7:49 PM]: :'(
MissLadie8
[7:50 PM]: what?
Crtonist84
[7:50 PM]: Isnt your screename a bit
redundant
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: Hehehe
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: I was a bit redundant
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: Boo-ya
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: You have been TAlbotronned
#15 7/20/02
Crtonist84
[7:50 PM]: Tall and pretty?
Crtonist84
[7:50 PM]: really
Crtonist84
[7:50 PM]: I would take pretty over
tall, but both, that is quite amazing
TallNprettyOTM
[7:50 PM]: who r u and what do you
want?
Crtonist84
[7:50 PM]: I was just awe struck that
you are noth tall and beautiful
TallNprettyOTM
[7:51 PM]: oh well i think you should
read my profile real quick!!!
Crtonist84
[7:51 PM]: ok
Crtonist84
[7:52 PM]: I read it really quick
Crtonist84
[7:52 PM]: What do I win
TallNprettyOTM
[7:52 PM]: whats my marital status??
Crtonist84
[7:52 PM]: You told me to read it
really quick, not really well.
TallNprettyOTM
[7:53 PM]: well read it again!
Crtonist84
[7:53 PM]: one second
Crtonist84
[7:53 PM]: Oh I see your taken
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: Well, I wasnt trying to
take you
Crtonist84
[7:55 PM]: Promise
TallNprettyOTM
[7:55 PM]: oh
Crtonist84
[7:56 PM]: I just seem to be flirting
when I talk
Crtonist84
[7:56 PM]: Its a disease
TallNprettyOTM
[7:56 PM]: so what were you trying
to do then?????
Crtonist84 [7:56 PM]: talk
to a pretty lady
Crtonist84
[7:57 PM]: is that okay anymore
Crtonist84
[7:58 PM]: in a society of sexual
harassment lawsuits
TallNprettyOTM
[7:59 PM]: lol
Crtonist84
[7:59 PM]: You laugh, but its true
Crtonist84
[7:59 PM]: I have 5 filled against
me as we speak
Crtonist84
[8:00 PM]: What do you think of that?
TallNprettyOTM
[8:01 PM]: well im not real enthused
Crtonist84
[8:01 PM]: Bummer
Crtonist84
[8:01 PM]: Usually that is a turn on
for women
Crtonist84
[8:01 PM]: When I had six against me
at once
Crtonist84
[8:01 PM]: Women would flock to me
Crtonist84
[8:02 PM]: But then, one women settle,
and now I am down to five measly cases, women dont flock to me anymore, they walk
Crtonist84
[8:03 PM]: :'(
TallNprettyOTM
[8:03 PM]: well i think its a little
psycho
Crtonist84
[8:03 PM]: Which part
Crtonist84
[8:04 PM]: ?
TallNprettyOTM
[8:04 PM]: 5 suits!
Crtonist84
[8:05 PM]: They are all tailored to
fit well. Top of the line
Crtonist84
[8:05 PM]: pinstripe etc.
Crtonist84
[8:06 PM]: You there?
Crtonist84
[8:06 PM]: I never got your name
Crtonist84
[8:07 PM]: baby, come on, give me your
name
Crtonist84
[8:07 PM]: I will write a song for
you
TallNprettyOTM
[8:08 PM]: look idont want to talk
to a perve ok bye
Crtonist84
[8:08 PM]: Good
Crtonist84
[8:08 PM]: I will make sure none talk
to you
Crtonist84
[8:08 PM]: Boo-ya, you have just been
Talbotronned
TallNprettyOTM [8:10 PM]: well youve just caught a nasty virus!!! hahahah
Crtonist84
[8:10 PM]: bro
Crtonist84
[8:10 PM]: good bluff
TallNprettyOTM
[8:10 PM]: not yet but you can expect
it!!!
Crtonist84
[8:10 PM]: you are scaring me
Crtonist84
[8:11 PM]: i still love you though
TallNprettyOTM
[8:11 PM]: bye!
Crtonist84
[8:11 PM]: bye!!
#16 7/20/02
Crtonist84 [7:49 PM]: I betcha you 8
UBetcha7
[7:50 PM]: hello what do you mean
Crtonist84
[7:51 PM]: U betcha 7, so I betcha
you 8
Crtonist84
[7:51 PM]: See, I win
Crtonist84
[7:51 PM]: * beats a 7 in a game of
Betcha any day
Crtonist84
[7:51 PM]: 8*
UBetcha7
[7:51 PM]: thats great
UBetcha7
[7:51 PM]: m/f there
Crtonist84
[7:51 PM]: I dont know about there,
but there is a male here
UBetcha7
[7:52 PM]: you betcha
UBetcha7
[7:52 PM]: how old are you
Crtonist84
[7:52 PM]: here*
Crtonist84
[7:52 PM]: Do you really wanna know
UBetcha7
[7:52 PM]: great
Crtonist84
[7:52 PM]: Its not good for my image
UBetcha7
[7:52 PM]: im asking aint i
Crtonist84
[7:53 PM]: My age isnt flattering
Crtonist84
[7:53 PM]: All I will say is its below
65
Crtonist84
[7:53 PM]: ok?
UBetcha7
[7:53 PM]: no not ok
Crtonist84
[7:53 PM]: why is that not okay
UBetcha7
[7:53 PM]: how old
UBetcha7
[7:53 PM]: just curious
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: Okay, im nopt about 60
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: not*
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: above*
UBetcha7
[7:54 PM]: below 20
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: okay
Crtonist84
[7:54 PM]: you got me
Crtonist84
[7:55 PM]: below 20
Crtonist84
[7:55 PM]: but about 17
Crtonist84
[7:55 PM]: above*
UBetcha7
[7:56 PM]: well what are you doing
tonight besides harassing strangers
UBetcha7
[7:56 PM]: sorry bad speller here
Crtonist84
[7:56 PM]: What....I....aaa. hmmm...dont...aaa.harass
strangers
UBetcha7
[7:56 PM]: maybe a little
Crtonist84
[7:57 PM]: Okay, your right
Crtonist84
[7:57 PM]: I am trying to hassle a
little stranger, he is a midget
UBetcha7
[7:58 PM]: are you slow
Crtonist84
[7:58 PM]: Am I slow
Crtonist84
[7:58 PM]: Meaning what
Crtonist84
[7:58 PM]: Okay im not the fastest
runner in the world
Crtonist84
[7:59 PM]: I think you are mistaking
my quickness for slowness
Crtonist84
[7:59 PM]: Because you may be to slow
for my quickness
Crtonist84
[7:59 PM]: WHat do you think of that?
UBetcha7
[7:59 PM]: where are you from
UBetcha7
[7:59 PM]: not much
Crtonist84
[7:59 PM]: I am from a place far far
away
UBetcha7
[8:00 PM]: where would that be
Crtonist84
[8:00 PM]: California
UBetcha7
[8:01 PM]: where at in ca
Crtonist84
[8:01 PM]: the south part
UBetcha7
[8:02 PM]: you spend a lot of time
on the pc
Crtonist84
[8:02 PM]: do I
Crtonist84
[8:02 PM]: No not really
Crtonist84
[8:02 PM]: I spend a lot of time trying
to be PC
Crtonist84
[8:02 PM]: but its pointless really
UBetcha7
[8:03 PM]: i can see that
UBetcha7
[8:03 PM]: you have a girlfriend
Crtonist84
[8:03 PM]: I dont really spend much
time on my PC, it gets too hot for sitting.
Crtonist84
[8:03 PM]: Whoa, whoa, if you want
to go on a date, just ask
Crtonist84
[8:04 PM]: Dont pull the do you have
a girlfriend crap
UBetcha7
[8:04 PM]: i have a wife
Crtonist84
[8:04 PM]: thats cool
Crtonist84
[8:04 PM]: what ever floats your boat
Crtonist84
[8:04 PM]: am i right
Crtonist84
[8:04 PM]: am i
Crtonist84
[8:04 PM]: am i
Crtonist84
[8:05 PM]: ?
Crtonist84
[8:05 PM]: I feel like I am in the
crying game right now
UBetcha7
[8:05 PM]: you probably are
Crtonist84
[8:05 PM]: So true
Crtonist84
[8:06 PM]: all too true
UBetcha7
[8:06 PM]: i figured with your brains
you would be out with alot of women on a sat night
Crtonist84
[8:07 PM]: well, you see, thats the
problem
UBetcha7
[8:07 PM]: what
Crtonist84
[8:07 PM]: Once you have some much
brains that is oozing out of your ears, it becomes less attractive
UBetcha7 [8:07 PM]: you
BETCHA
Crtonist84
[8:08 PM]: Does your wife think im
smart
UBetcha7
[8:08 PM]: i doubt it
Crtonist84
[8:08 PM]: Bummer
Crtonist84
[8:09 PM]: Do you think she thinks
im a jackass
UBetcha7
[8:09 PM]: probably
Crtonist84
[8:09 PM]: sweet
Crtonist84
[8:09 PM]: Thats good enough
Crtonist84
[8:09 PM]: U betcha that?
UBetcha7
[8:09 PM]: kool
Crtonist84
[8:10 PM]: Boo-ya
Crtonist84
[8:10 PM]: You have just been talbotronned
Crtonist84
[8:10 PM]: bro
#17 7/22/02
Crtonist84 [10:05 PM]: Damn, do typical of
you to be a moocow. Why arent there any barkcows, or meowcows. Peer pressure changed them all thats why.
Moocows132
[10:05 PM]: lol
Crtonist84 [10:05 PM]: Why are you laughing
Crtonist84 [10:05 PM]: You
are the unoriginal moocow
Moocows132 [10:06 PM]: cause i laugh at stupid stuff and stupid
comments from people i dont know
Crtonist84 [10:06 PM]: So you think you dont know me
Moocows132
[10:06 PM]: i dont remember you
Crtonist84 [10:06 PM]: how could you forget
Crtonist84
[10:06 PM]: you are on my bd list and everything
Crtonist84 [10:07 PM]: You might know me under my other
screename
Moocows132 [10:07 PM]: i dont know most people i know dont come into my loft to make fun of
me or my sn------and what is that
Crtonist84 [10:07 PM]: barkdog132
Crtonist84 [10:07 PM]:
boo-ya, you have just been talbotronned
Crtonist84 [10:07 PM]: later gator, oh wait your a cow
Moocows132
[10:07 PM]: hmmmm nope i dont think so what the hell is that hahahha
Crtonist84 [10:08 PM]:
boo-ya
#18 7/22/02
Crtonist84 [10:17 PM]: Thats what I saw, until
he told me he saw she first.
HeSawMeFirst [10:17 PM]: lol i'm impressed with that answer.
Crtonist84
[10:18 PM]: Are you really?
Crtonist84 [10:18 PM]: I I dress to impress
Crtonist84 [10:18
PM]: But I also try to be funny
HeSawMeFirst [10:18 PM]: yes, really i am..i usually get the "pimps"
saying some idiotic answer.
HeSawMeFirst [10:18 PM]: im amused at it :) and with the Dexter Icon.
Crtonist84
[10:18 PM]: But thats a whole different story
Crtonist84 [10:18 PM]: Im glad you like it.
Crtonist84
[10:18 PM]: What if I told you I was wearing no pants right now.
Crtonist84 [10:19 PM]: And then what
if I told you I were only kidding.
Crtonist84 [10:19 PM]: Scared for a sec didnt I
Crtonist84 [10:19
PM]: scared you for a sec*
Crtonist84 [10:20 PM]: :'(
Crtonist84 [10:20 PM]: I guess
I really scared you
Crtonist84 [10:20 PM]: so far waway you can't even respond
Crtonist84 [10:20
PM]: then again maybe you blocked me and I can't tell your not getting any of this
Crtonist84 [10:21 PM]:
hmmm...............................................................
Crtonist84 [10:21 PM]: ..............................................................................
Crtonist84 [10:21 PM]: ...................................................................
Crtonist84
[10:21 PM]: alright then
Crtonist84 [10:21 PM]: hmmmm
Crtonist84 [10:21 PM]: boo-ya,
you have been talbotronned I guess?
#19 7/23/02
Crtonist84 [7:03 PM]: You are a stupid idiot,
and I hate your stupid screename.
whiteguywhitewrx [7:04 PM]: Hey, dont be meanto me like that. I cry
easily cause I am a wussy.
Crtonist84 [7:04 PM]: Oh really
Crtonist84 [7:04 PM]: Well I cant
care
Crtonist84 [7:04 PM]: You stupid
Crtonist84 [7:04 PM]: You have to be the stupidest idiot
I ever maet, are you gonna say something or just stand there and cry about it.
whiteguywhitewrx [7:05 PM]:
:'(
Crtonist84 [7:05 PM]: I thought so, damn you suck
Crtonist84 [7:05 PM]: boo-ya, you have
just been talbotronned.
whiteguywhitewrx [7:05 PM]: :'(
#20 7/2/02
Crtonist84 [9:30 PM]: Are you a new flavor.
I have had oatmeal rasin, and cookies and creme, but never evil devil.
EvilDevilJellybn [9:30 PM]: huh?
Crtonist84
[9:30 PM]: Exactly
Crtonist84 [9:30 PM]: It just doesnt make sense
EvilDevilJellybn [9:30
PM]: of a jellybean?
Crtonist84 [9:30 PM]: does it?
Crtonist84 [9:30 PM]: Yes of a jelly
bean.
EvilDevilJellybn [9:31 PM]: oh yeah my jellybean
Crtonist84 [9:31 PM]: Im not
talking about coffee beans here
EvilDevilJellybn [9:31 PM]: well ya could
EvilDevilJellybn [9:31
PM]: i like coffee
Crtonist84 [9:31 PM]: I could what?
Crtonist84 [9:31 PM]: Are you
drunk?
EvilDevilJellybn [9:31 PM]: ya could say i'm a coffee bean
EvilDevilJellybn [9:31 PM]:
*an coffee jellybean
Crtonist84 [9:31 PM]: I was talking about jelly beans and now you say you want coffee
beans
EvilDevilJellybn [9:31 PM]: lol yeah that's it i'm 12 and i'm drunk
EvilDevilJellybn [9:31
PM]: hahahhahaahh
EvilDevilJellybn [9:31 PM]: no i'm not
Crtonist84 [9:32 PM]: But your
name says Jelly Bean
EvilDevilJellybn [9:32 PM]: i know
Crtonist84 [9:32 PM]: maybe
you are dislexic and are 21????
EvilDevilJellybn [9:32 PM]: what??
EvilDevilJellybn [9:32 PM]:
i'm only 12
EvilDevilJellybn [9:32 PM]: ur scary
Crtonist84 [9:32 PM]: You mean 21?
EvilDevilJellybn
[9:32 PM]: no 12 12/f/pa herre
Crtonist84 [9:33 PM]: You mean ap/f/21
Crtonist84 [9:33 PM]:
boo-a, you have been talbotronned.
Crtonist84 [9:33 PM]: boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn [9:33 PM]:
NO NO NO LISTEN HERRE I'M ONLY 12 SO GET THAT IN UR HEAD!!
Crtonist84 [9:33 PM]: Boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn
[9:33 PM]: BOO-YA!!!
Crtonist84 [9:34 PM]: Dont boo-ya me
Crtonist84 [9:34 PM]: you
dont know the beginning of boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn [9:34 PM]: I JUST DID
EvilDevilJellybn [9:34
PM]: BOO-YA
EvilDevilJellybn [9:34 PM]: BOO-YA
Crtonist84 [9:34 PM]: you do not
deserve to boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn [9:34 PM]: BOO-YA
Crtonist84 [9:34 PM]: You have not earned
it
EvilDevilJellybn [9:34 PM]: I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT IT MEANS
Crtonist84 [9:34 PM]: Of course
you dont
Crtonist84 [9:35 PM]: Becuase you, do not respect what Talbotronnedation is all about
EvilDevilJellybn
[9:35 PM]: UR MEAN =O(
Crtonist84 [9:35 PM]: Its people like you, that make Talbotronnedations a rarity
today
EvilDevilJellybn [9:35 PM]: HUH???
Crtonist84 [9:35 PM]: boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn
[9:35 PM]: WHAT IS TALBOTRONNEDATIONS NE WAYS?
Crtonist84 [9:35 PM]: you said you didnt care
Crtonist84
[9:36 PM]: so you do not get to know
Crtonist84 [9:36 PM]: boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn [9:36 PM]:
NO I SAID I DIDN'T CARE WHAT BOO-YA MEANT
Crtonist84 [9:36 PM]: cant have your cake and eat it too, sorry,
booya
EvilDevilJellybn [9:38 PM]: =O(
EvilDevilJellybn [9:39 PM]: {S ALERT
Crtonist84
[9:39 PM]: boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn [9:39 PM]: =O(
Crtonist84 [9:39 PM]: bye
EvilDevilJellybn
[9:40 PM]: :-D BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crtonist84 [9:43 PM]: boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn
[9:43 PM]: =o(
EvilDevilJellybn [9:44 PM]: if ya don't like me will ya save both of us sum time and
stop iming me!!!!!!!!!!
Crtonist84 [9:44 PM]: k
EvilDevilJellybn [9:45 PM]: thank you!!
Crtonist84
[9:45 PM]: your welcome!!
Crtonist84 [9:46 PM]: boo-ya
EvilDevilJellybn [9:46 PM]: now
get lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#21 7/29/02
Crtonist84 [1:13 PM]: I have never really understood that title.
Crtonist84
[1:14 PM]: I dont really find kittens
all that sexy.
Crtonist84
[1:14 PM]: Ya know?
Sexkitten8319
[1:14 PM]: ok
Crtonist84
[1:14 PM]: You see what I am saying
right
Crtonist84
[1:15 PM]: I just think a name like
Sexnudegirl8319 makes more sense
Sexkitten8319
[1:15 PM]: ok
Crtonist84
[1:15 PM]: do you see what im saying
though?
Sexkitten8319
[1:16 PM]: no but thats your opinion
and everyone has an opinion
Crtonist84
[1:16 PM]: Im glad you respect my
opinion
Crtonist84
[1:16 PM]: Cuasde boo-ya, you have
just been talbotronned
Crtonist84
[1:16 PM]: cause*
Sexkitten8319
[1:17 PM]: what
Crtonist84
[1:17 PM]: exactly
Sexkitten8319
[1:17 PM]: what are u talking about?
Crtonist84
[1:17 PM]: I was talking about how
kittens werent sexy
Sexkitten8319
[1:18 PM]: what is talbotronned?
Crtonist84
[1:18 PM]: remember
Crtonist84
[1:19 PM]: You cant ask what is talbotronned. It is really more a lifestyle, not an object.
A state of mind even.
Sexkitten8319
[1:19 PM]: ok
Sexkitten8319
[1:19 PM]: what is your name
Crtonist84
[1:19 PM]: Talbotronned
Crtonist84
[1:20 PM]: thats what my friends call
me
Crtonist84
[1:20 PM]: when they hate me
Sexkitten8319
[1:20 PM]: where are u from
Crtonist84
[1:20 PM]: Because thats what my drunk
and abusive step father called me
Crtonist84
[1:21 PM]: I come from a land of cows
and hummingbirds in a country called Canada, and not even
the Swedish can take that from me.
Sexkitten8319
[1:21 PM]: age?
Crtonist84
[1:21 PM]: Yup, so you kinda get where
im coming from right?
Crtonist84
[1:21 PM]: If you had to guess how
old, would you?
Sexkitten8319
[1:21 PM]: no
Crtonist84
[1:22 PM]: But what uf you had to
guess, would you?
Crtonist84
[1:22 PM]: if*
Sexkitten8319
[1:22 PM]: no
Crtonist84
[1:22 PM]: hmmmm
Crtonist84
[1:22 PM]: playing hard to guess huh
Crtonist84
[1:22 PM]: I like that in my kittens
Crtonist84
[1:22 PM]: My age isnt important
Sexkitten8319
[1:22 PM]: sure it is
Crtonist84
[1:22 PM]: only the diamater of my
skull
Crtonist84
[1:22 PM]: diameter*
Sexkitten8319
[1:23 PM]: bye
Crtonist84
[1:23 PM]: boo-ya
Crtonist84
[1:23 PM]: talbotronnedation completed
Sexkitten8319
[1:23 PM]: what
Sexkitten8319
[1:23 PM]: bye
#22 7/29/02
Conversation with DOCKBUILDER101
Crtonist84 [1:18 PM]: Do you really build docks
Crtonist84
[1:18 PM]: are do you just say that
cause dock builders are soo popular with the ladies.
Crtonist84
[1:18 PM]: or*
Crtonist84
[1:19 PM]: ??
Crtonist84
[1:19 PM]: Im just curious
Crtonist84
[1:19 PM]: I ws thinking of changing
my name to dock builder in training
Crtonist84
[1:19 PM]: or sexydockbuilder69?
Crtonist84
[1:23 PM]: Is that cool with you?
Crtonist84
[1:24 PM]: I didnt want to travel
onto the one and only dockbuilder101's territory
Crtonist84
[1:25 PM]: Us dockbuilders gotta watch
out for each other. Its a cutthroat word out there. Its us vs. the pier builders
Crtonist84
[1:26 PM]: And dont even get me started
on civil engineers
Crtonist84
[1:26 PM]: heartless bastards
Crtonist84
[1:27 PM]: I mean really. Who do they think they are.
Crtonist84
[1:28 PM]: I once asked for a piece
of gum from one of those devils
Crtonist84
[1:29 PM]: He threw it into the lake
and told me to go build a bridge to get it.
Crtonist84
[1:29 PM]: I was like, "You didnt
just tell me to build a bridge."
Crtonist84
[1:29 PM]: So I tazered his ass and
threw him in the lake.
Crtonist84
[1:29 PM]: So that was pretty cool.
Crtonist84
[1:29 PM]: Well gotta go, boo-ya ,you
have been talbotronned.
#23 7/29/02
Crtonist84 [1:23 PM]: You don't know Swiss Miss by any chance. I
have run out of pudding snack and I cant find her anywhere.
Southernmiss1234
[1:23 PM]: HA HA
Crtonist84
[1:24 PM]: Is that a sarcastic laugh
or what?
Crtonist84
[1:24 PM]: usually shor and all caps
means get the fu*k away from me
Southernmiss1234
[1:24 PM]: Oh, i'm new to online
and dont' know all the jargon
Crtonist84
[1:25 PM]: now you know
Crtonist84
[1:25 PM]: so you werent being sarcastic
Crtonist84
[1:25 PM]: This is a pretty serious
situtation
Southernmiss1234
[1:25 PM]: I'm trrying to learn thanks No I wasn't trying to be
Crtonist84
[1:25 PM]: I kinda get sick with out
my swiss miss pudding
Crtonist84
[1:26 PM]: have you seen her.
Crtonist84
[1:26 PM]: Really hot and sexy, about
28yrs old, wears short skirts?
Crtonist84
[1:26 PM]: sound familiar?
Southernmiss1234
[1:26 PM]: Oh, I see that was an old
joke
Crtonist84
[1:27 PM]: what?
Crtonist84
[1:27 PM]: An old joke, i dont do
any of those miss
Southernmiss1234
[1:27 PM]: Well, i thought i hEARD
IT SOMEWHERE
Crtonist84
[1:28 PM]: that swiss miss was a hottie?
Crtonist84
[1:28 PM]: When she did playboy in
the summe of 97, thats when we all knew how hot she really was.
Crtonist84
[1:28 PM]: summer*
Southernmiss1234
[1:28 PM]: where are you from?
Crtonist84
[1:30 PM]: California
Crtonist84
[1:30 PM]: Its this new development
in the west.
Crtonist84
[1:30 PM]: I really think it has some
potential
Crtonist84
[1:30 PM]: But we will just have to
wait and see
Crtonist84
[1:31 PM]: :-D
Southernmiss1234
[1:31 PM]: It must because several
people i know moved out there
Crtonist84
[1:31 PM]: Hmmm.....
Southernmiss1234
[1:31 PM]: Why the name crtonist84
Crtonist84
[1:31 PM]: Because some fo your friends
moved her, you assumed California would do well.
Southernmiss1234
[1:32 PM]: Well, it must have something
good.
Crtonist84
[1:32 PM]: I have a car
Crtonist84
[1:32 PM]: that weighs a ton
Crtonist84
[1:32 PM]: and is a model T
Crtonist84
[1:32 PM]: and i was born in 1984
Crtonist84
[1:32 PM]: make sense?
Southernmiss1234
[1:32 PM]: No, should it?
Crtonist84
[1:32 PM]: no
Crtonist84
[1:33 PM]: I walways say, the less
sense the better
Southernmiss1234
[1:33 PM]: My daughter was born in
84
Crtonist84
[1:33 PM]: always*
Southernmiss1234
[1:33 PM]: You type about as good
as me
Crtonist84
[1:33 PM]: Good for her.
Crtonist84
[1:33 PM]: Geez, I make one mistake
and you tell me im the worst typer in the world
Southernmiss1234
[1:34 PM]: No i said you type like
I do!
Crtonist84
[1:34 PM]: I know, hehehe
Southernmiss1234
[1:34 PM]: Besides it was two mistakes
Crtonist84
[1:34 PM]: See, I took what you said
to me and subtly turned it against you
Crtonist84
[1:34 PM]: So subtly in fact you repeat
what you said to me thinking I misunderstood you.
Crtonist84
[1:34 PM]: You see?
Southernmiss1234
[1:34 PM]: You should not do that
, I'm new to online
Crtonist84
[1:35 PM]: You call people like you
Born Online Yesterday
Crtonist84
[1:35 PM]: Im only kidding
Crtonist84 [1:35 PM]: We
call people like you idiots.
Southernmiss1234
[1:35 PM]: Be gentle, i'll catch on.
Crtonist84
[1:35 PM]: just kidding again
Crtonist84
[1:35 PM]: hehe
Southernmiss1234
[1:36 PM]: Gee thanks!!!
Crtonist84
[1:36 PM]: If you see swiss miss,
can you give her my number. I want to take her for a night on the town
#24 7/30/02
Crtonist84 [5:29 PM]: I have never actaully seena cute butterfly. They all seem kinda
ungly to me.
Crtonist84 [5:29 PM]: No offense
Crtonist84 [5:30 PM]: ugly*
Crtonist84
[5:30 PM]: you now what I mean
Crtonist84 [5:30 PM]: With there antenas
Crtonist84 [5:30 PM]:
and buggyness
Cutebutterfly5 [5:30 PM]: r u dogging the butterfly's
Crtonist84 [5:31 PM]:
aaa...I guess I am
Cutebutterfly5 [5:31 PM]: well don't
Crtonist84 [5:31 PM]: See, I have
no doubt that you may be cute, but butterflys, dont get me all hot and steamy, you know.
Cutebutterfly5 [5:31 PM]:
oh ok
Cutebutterfly5 [5:31 PM]: I don't understand
Crtonist84 [5:32 PM]: let me break it down
for you
Cutebutterfly5 [5:32 PM]: what!
Crtonist84 [5:32 PM]: You may be very hot. Butterflies,
on the other hand, arent hot. They dont appear cute to me.
Cutebutterfly5 [5:32 PM]: What
is your name?
Crtonist84 [5:33 PM]: Just call me sexyant
Cutebutterfly5 [5:33 PM]: ok
Crtonist84
[5:33 PM]: Now that makes sense you see?
Cutebutterfly5 [5:33 PM]: Hello Matt
Crtonist84 [5:34
PM]: damn
Cutebutterfly5 [5:34 PM]: what r u mad?
Crtonist84 [5:34 PM]: Son of a bitch
Crtonist84 [5:34 PM]: No, I cuss when im happy
Crtonist84 [5:34 PM]: f-word
Cutebutterfly5
[5:34 PM]: what did u say to me?
Crtonist84 [5:34 PM]: never mind
Cutebutterfly5 [5:34 PM]:
okay?
Crtonist84 [5:35 PM]: Well, now that you know my middle name is Matt
Crtonist84 [5:35 PM]:
I might as well tell you my first name
Cutebutterfly5 [5:35 PM]: I'm sychic
Crtonist84 [5:35 PM]:
My first name is Richardy
Crtonist84 [5:35 PM]: So lets put it all together
Cutebutterfly5 [5:35
PM]: sure it is
Crtonist84 [5:35 PM]: Richardy Matt Sexyant
Cutebutterfly5 [5:36 PM]:
what a name
Cutebutterfly5 [5:36 PM]: send me your pic Matt!
Crtonist84 [5:36 PM]: Do I make
you horny baby,do I?
Crtonist84 [5:37 PM]: DO I?
Cutebutterfly5 [5:37 PM]: Are you watching
the Austin Power's movie?
Crtonist84 [5:37 PM]: what
Crtonist84 [5:37 PM]: oh no, never had
much interest in those
Crtonist84 [5:37 PM]: I heard the new one has cameos though
Crtonist84 [5:37
PM]: that would be cool
Cutebutterfly5 [5:38 PM]: ok
Crtonist84 [5:38 PM]: well if you
want my pic
Crtonist84 [5:38 PM]: you must answer the question
Cutebutterfly5 [5:38 PM]: what
Crtonist84 [5:38 PM]: Do I make you horny baby, do I?
Cutebutterfly5 [5:39 PM]: I'm not your
baby
Crtonist84 [5:39 PM]: but you are someones correct?
Crtonist84 [5:40 PM]: if you are
not someones baby, you must be an alien
Crtonist84 [5:40 PM]: sent you my pic
Cutebutterfly5 [5:40
PM]: Than I must be an alien than
Crtonist84 [5:40 PM]: whoa
Crtonist84 [5:40 PM]: cool
Crtonist84 [5:40 PM]: Do aliens have boobs too?
Cutebutterfly5 [5:40 PM]: shut the fuck up
Crtonist84 [5:41 PM]: geez
Cutebutterfly5 [5:41 PM]: lol:-)
Crtonist84 [5:41 PM]:
it was just a joke
Cutebutterfly5 [5:41 PM]: okay than
Crtonist84 [5:41 PM]: I will take that
as a no on the boobs question
Crtonist84 [5:42 PM]: So, anyways, alien?
Crtonist84 [5:42 PM]:
what do you do for fun
Cutebutterfly5 [5:42 PM]: you r being a jack -ass
Crtonist84 [5:42 PM]:
When it is hot in therre, do you take off all your clothes?
Crtonist84 [5:42 PM]: Im being witty, there is
a difference
Crtonist84 [5:43 PM]: Oh wait, I just checked my dictionary, I am being a jackass, my bad.
Cutebutterfly5
[5:43 PM]: u dumb-ass
Crtonist84 [5:43 PM]: I am not a dumbass
Crtonist84 [5:43 PM]:
I am a smart ass, or a jackass, not a dumb ass.
Crtonist84 [5:44 PM]: k?
Cutebutterfly5 [5:44 PM]:
ok smart-ass
Crtonist84 [5:44 PM]: thnak you
Crtonist84 [5:44 PM]: thank*
Cutebutterfly5
[5:44 PM]: Man your pretty cool so far.
Cutebutterfly5 [5:45 PM]: Now really send me a pic of you.
Not
an aunt neither
Crtonist84 [5:45 PM]: Thats what I do. I make girls(or aliens in this case) think im
cool for the fist 10minutes, then I go crazy.
Crtonist84 [5:45 PM]: I didnt send you a pic of my aunt
Cutebutterfly5
[5:46 PM]: You didn't sent it to me.
Crtonist84 [5:47 PM]: I dont feel comfortable sending
pictures of myself to people
Crtonist84 [5:47 PM]: or aliens
Cutebutterfly5 [5:47 PM]: Hello
I'm really not an alien
Cutebutterfly5 [5:47 PM]: Do u have boobs?
Crtonist84 [5:47 PM]: nope
Crtonist84 [5:47 PM]: But I am a guy
Crtonist84 [5:48 PM]: so that makes me still human
Cutebutterfly5
[5:48 PM]: I was just joking w/u
Crtonist84 [5:48 PM]: oh
Cutebutterfly5 [5:48 PM]:
;-) see your cool for now silly
Crtonist84 [5:48 PM]: Maybe if I had my own boobs I wouldnt have soo many
sexual harrassmnet cases pending if you know what I mean.
Crtonist84 [5:49 PM]: ANd I think you do?
Cutebutterfly5
[5:49 PM]: your a silly ass
Crtonist84 [5:49 PM]: why thank you
Crtonist84 [5:49 PM]:
<(take a bow)
Cutebutterfly5 [5:49 PM]: have you gone crazy yet?
Crtonist84 [5:49 PM]:
<( and shoots an arrow)
Cutebutterfly5 [5:50 PM]: jack-ass
Crtonist84 [5:50 PM]: I am crazy,
just on the inside
Cutebutterfly5 [5:50 PM]: What about the inside?
Crtonist84 [5:50 PM]:
WHat are you talking about
Crtonist84 [5:50 PM]: I just said that
Crtonist84 [5:50 PM]: I
am crazy on the inside
Crtonist84 [5:50 PM]: did you hear me or not
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]:
aaaaaaaaa, I hate it when people dont hear me
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]: I hate it sooo much
Crtonist84
[5:51 PM]: Iyt just makes me go crazy
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]: aaaaaaaaa
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]:
j/k
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]: hehe
Cutebutterfly5 [5:51 PM]: your not making sence
Crtonist84
[5:52 PM]: But I am making sense
Cutebutterfly5 [5:52 PM]: your talking in rittedles
Crtonist84
[5:52 PM]: I dont know what those are but they sound crazy
Cutebutterfly5 [5:52 PM]: u smart ass
Cutebutterfly5
[5:53 PM]: R u gay?
Crtonist84 [5:53 PM]: Nope
Crtonist84 [5:53 PM]: Why do you ask?
Crtonist84 [5:53 PM]: :-!
Cutebutterfly5 [5:53 PM]: just asking
Crtonist84
[5:54 PM]: Just because im witty, smart, intelligent, and a jackass, you think im gay, dont you?
Crtonist84
[5:54 PM]: dont you?
Crtonist84 [5:54 PM]: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Crtonist84 [5:54 PM]: that just
makes me go crazy
Crtonist84 [5:54 PM]: aaaaaaaa
Crtonist84 [5:54 PM]: !!!!!
Crtonist84
[5:54 PM]: Im okay
Crtonist84 [5:54 PM]: hehe
Cutebutterfly5 [5:54 PM]: :-D Look u need
some seours help
Cutebutterfly5 [5:54 PM]: like
Crtonist84 [5:55 PM]: seours help
Crtonist84
[5:55 PM]: WTF is that?
Crtonist84 [5:55 PM]: is that some new type of therapy
Crtonist84
[5:55 PM]: where people beat the crap out of you and then you feel better
Crtonist84 [5:56 PM]: or not?
Cutebutterfly5 [5:56 PM]: 1-800- please I need help I have lost my mind
Cutebutterfly5 [5:56 PM]:
lol
Crtonist84 [5:56 PM]: let me dial that number right away
Crtonist84 [5:56 PM]: Oh wait
too many freakin numbers
Cutebutterfly5 [5:57 PM]: I'm just joking
Crtonist84 [5:57 PM]: If
I dialed all that crap I would probably end up getting some guy in Bangladesh or something
Cutebutterfly5 [5:57
PM]: no wait
Cutebutterfly5 [5:57 PM]: It's
Crtonist84 [5:57 PM]: Oh I thought you seourusly
wanted me to call
Crtonist84 [5:57 PM]: i though you are being very seours about things
Crtonist84
[5:58 PM]: Anyways
Cutebutterfly5 [5:58 PM]: 1-800-246-5464
Crtonist84 [5:58 PM]: boo-ya,
you have just been talbotronned
Crtonist84 [5:58 PM]: What number is that??
Crtonist84 [5:58 PM]:
boo-ya
Crtonist84 [5:58 PM]: I have internet terret syndrome, so I must apologize.
Crtonist84 [5:58
PM]: boo
Crtonist84 [5:58 PM]: ya
Crtonist84 [5:58 PM]: what number is that?
Cutebutterfly5
[5:59 PM]: I'm joking Matt
Cutebutterfly5 [5:59 PM]: ;-)
Crtonist84 [5:59 PM]: oh
Crtonist84
[5:59 PM]: my head hurts
Crtonist84 [5:59 PM]: I have to go and boo-ya or something. Maybe
take some boo-ya and wash it down with some liquid boo-ya
Crtonist84 [5:59 PM]: Ya know?
Cutebutterfly5
[6:00 PM]: than take something for it
Cutebutterfly5 [6:00 PM]: ok?
Crtonist84 [6:00
PM]: If that doesnt work I could use some acient chinese
boo-ya. Then again made some old american boo-ya
could help me out.
Crtonist84 [6:00 PM]: ancient*
Crtonist84 [6:00 PM]: Why, do you still
want to talk to me?
Cutebutterfly5 [6:00 PM]: than go away
Crtonist84 [6:02 PM]: :'(
Crtonist84
[6:02 PM]: you dont mean that do
Crtonist84 [6:02 PM]: you
Crtonist84 [6:02 PM]: Before
I go I must know
Crtonist84 [6:02 PM]: one thing
Crtonist84 [6:03 PM]: are you there?
Cutebutterfly5
[6:03 PM]: what do u want
Crtonist84 [6:03 PM]: Do I make you horny baby, do I?
Cutebutterfly5
[6:03 PM]: yes I'm here
Cutebutterfly5 [6:03 PM]: would u quit saying that
Crtonist84 [6:03
PM]: ok
Crtonist84 [6:03 PM]: boo-ya
Crtonist84 [6:03 PM]: bye
Cutebutterfly5
[6:04 PM]: c-ya later jack-ass
Crtonist84 [6:04 PM]: sweet
#25 8/04/02
Crtonist84 [4:34 PM]: My dreams are more in shades of indigo really.
LavenderDream55
[4:34 PM]: each person has their own dreams......
Crtonist84 [4:34 PM]: dark and blue
Crtonist84
[4:34 PM]: Does each person have their own nightmares?
LavenderDream55 [4:34 PM]: doesn't sound peaceful
to me
LavenderDream55 [4:35 PM]: sure they do
Crtonist84 [4:35 PM]: i thought we all had about
the same ones
LavenderDream55 [4:35 PM]: not at all
Crtonist84 [4:35 PM]: Ya know the classic
nightmare, where this blad guy runs into your room, and puts snakes on her face, and then starts signing Elvis songs while
stabbing you.
LavenderDream55 [4:36 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [4:36 PM]: no.......can't say
as i've had that one
Crtonist84 [4:36 PM]: really
Crtonist84 [4:36 PM]: Me and a bunch of
my friends have that one every ngiht
LavenderDream55 [4:37 PM]: i see
LavenderDream55 [4:37 PM]:
and how old r u?
Crtonist84 [4:37 PM]: we decided to join a group becuase of it, what do you call them,
ahh yes, a cult.
LavenderDream55 [4:37 PM]: and what drugs are you on?
Crtonist84 [4:37 PM]:
Age is not important
LavenderDream55 [4:37 PM]: oh, yessssssssssssssss it is
Crtonist84 [4:37 PM]:
damn
Crtonist84 [4:37 PM]: your right
Crtonist84 [4:37 PM]: im 18
LavenderDream55
[4:37 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [4:37 PM]: thought so
LavenderDream55 [4:38 PM]: one
year younger than my son
Crtonist84 [4:38 PM]: oh i see how it is
LavenderDream55 [4:38 PM]:
lmaoooooooooooo
LavenderDream55 [4:38 PM]: do you now?
Crtonist84 [4:38 PM]: Just becuase
I am 18, you automatically assume I am
Crtonist84 [4:38 PM]: one year younger than your son.
Crtonist84
[4:39 PM]: Oh yea, and you also assume I am an idiot
LavenderDream55 [4:39 PM]: not
LavenderDream55
[4:39 PM]: my son is not an idiot
Crtonist84 [4:40 PM]: i know
Crtonist84 [4:40 PM]:
that is why is he one year older
LavenderDream55 [4:40 PM]: so, why would i assume you are?
LavenderDream55
[4:40 PM]: he has never been an idiot....lol
Crtonist84 [4:40 PM]: oh
Crtonist84 [4:40 PM]:
Well if your parents keep telling you something, you are bound to believe it eventually
LavenderDream55 [4:40 PM]:
cept that he is a male lmao
LavenderDream55 [4:40 PM]: then my son believes he can do anything
he wants
LavenderDream55 [4:41 PM]: and that he is a great person
LavenderDream55 [4:41 PM]:
ty
Crtonist84 [4:41 PM]: well then
Crtonist84 [4:41 PM]: isnt he just grand
LavenderDream55
[4:41 PM]: he is a good person
Crtonist84 [4:41 PM]: I mean, having three fingers on my left hand isnt
really a disability
LavenderDream55 [4:41 PM]: having adhd and epilepsy isn't really a disability, either
LavenderDream55 [4:41 PM]: if you deal with it
LavenderDream55 [4:42 PM]: brother in law has
2 fingers on right hand
LavenderDream55 [4:42 PM]: still a mechanic
Crtonist84 [4:42 PM]:
Proabably the most peaceful guy in thw rold
LavenderDream55 [4:42 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [4:42
PM]: obviously you are not........
Crtonist84 [4:43 PM]: the world*
Crtonist84 [4:43 PM]:
Obviously?
Crtonist84 [4:43 PM]: obviously!
LavenderDream55 [4:43 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55
[4:43 PM]: well
LavenderDream55 [4:43 PM]: then maybe you need to figure out why
LavenderDream55
[4:43 PM]: and do something about it
LavenderDream55 [4:43 PM]: i did
Crtonist84 [4:43 PM]:
I do something about it everyday
LavenderDream55 [4:43 PM]: something constructive?
Crtonist84 [4:44
PM]: I usually kick some guys ass once or twice a week
Crtonist84 [4:44 PM]: and then build Legos
LavenderDream55
[4:44 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [4:44 PM]: ok...part of that is constructive
Crtonist84 [4:45
PM]: but I build cages for human with my legos
LavenderDream55 [4:45 PM]: must take a lot of legos
LavenderDream55
[4:45 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [4:45 PM]: you got stock in toys r us?
Crtonist84 [4:45 PM]:
no
LavenderDream55 [4:46 PM]: :-)
LavenderDream55 [4:46 PM]: maybe you should
Crtonist84
[4:46 PM]: i only buy stock in companies I love and believe in
Crtonist84 [4:46 PM]: like Philip Morris
LavenderDream55 [4:46 PM]: lmao
Crtonist84 [4:46 PM]: Can you really laugh your ass off
LavenderDream55
[4:46 PM]: dunno
hasn't happened.....yet
Crtonist84 [4:46 PM]: That would be a great line of work
out videos
Crtonist84 [4:46 PM]: Just laugh your ass off!
LavenderDream55 [4:46 PM]: true
LavenderDream55 [4:46 PM]: 2 choices
LavenderDream55 [4:46 PM]: laugh or cry
LavenderDream55
[4:47 PM]: i choose laughter
Crtonist84 [4:47 PM]: i thinking laughing is a bit more fun
LavenderDream55
[4:47 PM]: definitely
Crtonist84 [4:47 PM]: but dont underestimate crying
Crtonist84 [4:47
PM]: I mean I watch bambi once or twice a day, just to get my eyes washed out
LavenderDream55 [4:47 PM]:
it can be cathartic
LavenderDream55 [4:47 PM]: lol
Crtonist84 [4:48 PM]: am i annoying?
LavenderDream55 [4:48 PM]: no...........but, nice try
LavenderDream55 [4:48 PM]: lol
Crtonist84
[4:48 PM]: dan, mission failed
LavenderDream55 [4:48 PM]: snicker
Crtonist84 [4:48 PM]:
dan is my sidekick in crime, i tell him everything
Crtonist84 [4:48 PM]: or maybe I just meant to say damn
LavenderDream55 [4:48 PM]: ah.........good to have one
Crtonist84 [4:48 PM]: you will never
know
LavenderDream55 [4:48 PM]: lol
Crtonist84 [4:49 PM]: never
LavenderDream55
[4:49 PM]: lmao
LavenderDream55 [4:49 PM]: sometimes it's good to wonder.......
Crtonist84
[4:49 PM]: if you keep laughing your ass off, you may not have an ass
LavenderDream55 [4:49 PM]: dunno
LavenderDream55 [4:50 PM]: will take the risk
Crtonist84 [4:50 PM]: got some ass to spare
huh?
LavenderDream55 [4:50 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [4:50 PM]: they do wonders with plastic
surgery now days
LavenderDream55 [4:50 PM]: if i laugh it off......i get a new one
Crtonist84
[4:51 PM]: sweet
Crtonist84 [4:51 PM]: sounds promising but expensive
LavenderDream55 [4:51
PM]: yesssssssssss
LavenderDream55 [4:51 PM]: hopefully it won't come to that
Crtonist84 [4:51
PM]: i nkow
Crtonist84 [4:52 PM]: You would hate to have to redo your ass when you really wanted new
boobs
LavenderDream55 [4:52 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [4:52 PM]: nah
LavenderDream55
[4:52 PM]: don't need that
Crtonist84 [4:52 PM]: A little modesty please
LavenderDream55 [4:52
PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [4:52 PM]: didn't mean that, silly
Crtonist84 [4:52 PM]: or
a picture to prove it, j/k
Crtonist84 [4:52 PM]: unless you were gonna do it
LavenderDream55 [4:53
PM]: not
Crtonist84 [4:53 PM]: Quoted from Nelly, "hot in Herre."
LavenderDream55 [4:53 PM]:
lol
Crtonist84 [4:53 PM]: well, am i annoying yet
LavenderDream55 [4:53 PM]: but there is
a site that shows pics that people have sent in of scanned boobs
Crtonist84 [4:53 PM]: jesus, what do i have
to do.
Crtonist84 [4:53 PM]: Thats disgusting
LavenderDream55 [4:53 PM]: lol
Crtonist84
[4:53 PM]: who would wanna go to that
LavenderDream55 [4:54 PM]: dunno.....but they did
Crtonist84
[4:54 PM]: send me the link
Crtonist84 [4:54 PM]: oooooo groossss
LavenderDream55 [4:54 PM]:
i don't remember it
LavenderDream55 [4:54 PM]: gross?
Crtonist84 [4:54 PM]: anyways......
LavenderDream55 [4:54 PM]: hmmmmmmm
LavenderDream55 [4:54 PM]: never heard anyone say boobs
were gross b4
Crtonist84 [4:54 PM]: do places outside the U.S. suck
Crtonist84 [4:54 PM]:
I was trying to act dignified
LavenderDream55 [4:55 PM]: ok
Crtonist84 [4:55 PM]: but I just
came across as gay
Crtonist84 [4:56 PM]: im straight
Crtonist84 [4:56 PM]: i promise
LavenderDream55
[4:56 PM]: i believe u
Crtonist84 [4:56 PM]: good
Crtonist84 [4:56 PM]: im so straight
it hurts
LavenderDream55 [4:56 PM]: oh geez
Crtonist84 [4:56 PM]: no, i'm serious
Crtonist84
[4:56 PM]: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Crtonist84 [4:56 PM]: man down
LavenderDream55 [4:57 PM]:
lol
Crtonist84 [4:57 PM]: stop laughing
LavenderDream55 [4:57 PM]: i can't.....sorry
Crtonist84
[4:58 PM]: whats wrong with you
Crtonist84 [4:58 PM]: this is not a laughing matter
LavenderDream55
[4:58 PM]: nothing with me
LavenderDream55 [4:58 PM]: hee hee
Crtonist84 [4:58 PM]:
it laughing anti-matter
Crtonist84 [4:58 PM]: clearly
Crtonist84 [4:58 PM]: and thus E=mc^2
LavenderDream55 [4:58 PM]: oh boy
Crtonist84 [4:59 PM]: F=ma
LavenderDream55 [4:59
PM]: oh?
Crtonist84 [4:59 PM]: digested food=poop
Crtonist84 [4:59 PM]: and an apple
a day keeps the doctor away!
LavenderDream55 [5:00 PM]: very good
Crtonist84 [5:00 PM]: And
thats all I have to say on that
LavenderDream55 [5:00 PM]: i c
Crtonist84 [5:00 PM]: u c
Crtonist84
[5:01 PM]: or do i c
Crtonist84 [5:01 PM]: ucsd?
Crtonist84 [5:01 PM]: no ic ic
LavenderDream55
[5:01 PM]: ya dig?
Crtonist84 [5:01 PM]: i dig
LavenderDream55 [5:01 PM]: :-)
Crtonist84
[5:01 PM]: =-O
Crtonist84 [5:01 PM]: well, its about time for me to piss you off really bad
LavenderDream55
[5:01 PM]: lol
LavenderDream55 [5:01 PM]: i have heard and seen everything on here
Crtonist84
[5:01 PM]: not quite sure what to say
Crtonist84 [5:02 PM]: I have an audience to please
Crtonist84
[5:02 PM]: Dont take it personally
Crtonist84 [5:02 PM]: You stupid bitch.
LavenderDream55
[5:02 PM]: lmao
LavenderDream55 [5:02 PM]: sigh
LavenderDream55 [5:02 PM]: yawn
Crtonist84
[5:02 PM]: aaa......
Crtonist84 [5:02 PM]: whore
Crtonist84 [5:03 PM]: slut
Crtonist84
[5:03 PM]: hmmmmm......
LavenderDream55 [5:03 PM]: oh dear
Crtonist84 [5:03 PM]: you
hairy trash monkey with frog eyes
Crtonist84 [5:03 PM]: im sorry
Crtonist84 [5:03 PM]: I got
nothing
Crtonist84 [5:03 PM]: i must leave now, befoer i look like an idiot
LavenderDream55 [5:03
PM]: i see that
LavenderDream55 [5:03 PM]: lol
Crtonist84 [5:03 PM]: boo-ya, you have
been talbtotronned Crtonist84 [5:03 PM]: boo-ya
LavenderDream55 [5:04 PM]: ok
Crtonist84
[5:05 PM]: boo-ya
LavenderDream55 [5:05 PM]: bye
#25 8/09/02
Crtonist84 [4:14 PM]: I would like my two front teeth, and maybe a shiny new bike.
SOWHATCHAWANTHUH
[4:15 PM]: maybe can do something about the shiny bike but the teeth ya have to see a dentist
Crtonist84 [4:15
PM]: damn
Crtonist84 [4:16 PM]: I should have seen it coming
Crtonist84 [4:16 PM]: Can
i continue with my wanted list
SOWHATCHAWANTHUH [4:17 PM]: sure
Crtonist84 [4:17 PM]: Have
you seen those robotic dogs
Crtonist84 [4:17 PM]: that can do tricks
Crtonist84 [4:17 PM]:
and walk
Crtonist84 [4:17 PM]: and bark and stuff
SOWHATCHAWANTHUH [4:18 PM]: yeah yeah
Crtonist84
[4:18 PM]: I hate those things. I hope they all explode
Crtonist84 [4:18 PM]: anyway
SOWHATCHAWANTHUH
[4:18 PM]: nice.
Crtonist84 [4:18 PM]: I want a shiny new cadillac escalade
Crtonist84 [4:18
PM]: with some dubs
SOWHATCHAWANTHUH [4:18 PM]: i can do that
SOWHATCHAWANTHUH [4:18 PM]:
if your female
Crtonist84 [4:18 PM]: maybe dubs+2 and some 12" subs hitting in the back, shaking the ladies
in the bikinis
Crtonist84 [4:18 PM]: sorry, im a dude
Crtonist84 [4:19 PM]: boo-ya
Crtonist84
[4:19 PM]: you have been talbotronned
Crtonist84 [4:20 PM]: boo-ya
#26 8/11/02
Crtonist84 [5:38 PM]: Lucky me. I am agent number three.
IHATEYOUTWO [5:38
PM]: what?
Crtonist84 [5:38 PM]: You hate agent number two, i am number 3
IHATEYOUTWO [5:38
PM]: I never said I hate agent anything
Crtonist84 [5:39 PM]: you said you hated two
Crtonist84
[5:39 PM]: I only name one person named two, and he is an agent
IHATEYOUTWO [5:39 PM]: the sn is i hate
you two ( as in too as in also )
Crtonist84 [5:39 PM]: why not too then?
IHATEYOUTWO [5:39 PM]:
cause I couldn't get it
Crtonist84 [5:40 PM]: Im sorry
Crtonist84 [5:40 PM]: Would you like
some grief couseling
IHATEYOUTWO [5:41 PM]: lmao why would I want that lol
Crtonist84 [5:41 PM]:
Possibly a Mikes Hard Lemonade?
IHATEYOUTWO [5:42 PM]: lol no thanks I dont drink
Crtonist84 [5:42
PM]: How about a Matt's hard wtaer
Crtonist84 [5:42 PM]: water*
IHATEYOUTWO [5:42 PM]:
noooooo
Crtonist84 [5:42 PM]: why not?
IHATEYOUTWO [5:42 PM]: now, what is it that you
want?
Crtonist84 [5:42 PM]: What do I want?
Crtonist84 [5:43 PM]: All I am looking for is
a little lady I can sit and have a nice talk with and eventually body slam.
IHATEYOUTWO [5:43 PM]: lmao
IHATEYOUTWO
[5:43 PM]: I am married
Crtonist84 [5:44 PM]: So...
Crtonist84 [5:44 PM]: your point
is?
IHATEYOUTWO [5:44 PM]: I don't know
IHATEYOUTWO [5:44 PM]: so why are you iming me lol
I am not a nice little lady
Crtonist84 [5:45 PM]: you arent?
Crtonist84 [5:45 PM]: nice big
lady?
IHATEYOUTWO [5:45 PM]: lmao
IHATEYOUTWO [5:45 PM]: not nice at all
Crtonist84
[5:46 PM]: well then.......
Crtonist84 [5:46 PM]: what kind of lady are you?
IHATEYOUTWO [5:46
PM]: an irritated one
Crtonist84 [5:47 PM]: got a rash
Crtonist84 [5:49 PM]: ??
IHATEYOUTWO
[5:49 PM]: what?
Crtonist84 [5:49 PM]: boo-ua you have been talbotronned
Crtonist84 [5:49
PM]: boo-ya
IHATEYOUTWO [5:50 PM]: wtf are you talking about?
Crtonist84 [5:50 PM]:
boo-ya
Crtonist84 [5:50 PM]: :-)
IHATEYOUTWO [5:50 PM]: omg you are friggin annoying the hell
out of me, do you do this on purpose?
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]: yes
IHATEYOUTWO [5:51 PM]: lol
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]: It is a job really
IHATEYOUTWO [5:51 PM]: well atleast you are honest
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]: that I am
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]: And that is whyI must tell you I ama
600yr old alien
Crtonist84 [5:51 PM]: boo-ya
IHATEYOUTWO [5:51 PM]: hehe do you get paid for
drivin people up the wall?
IHATEYOUTWO [5:51 PM]: lmao umm ok
IHATEYOUTWO [5:52 PM]: well
I am goin to get off of here, so take your 600 yr old alien ass and bug someone else now k
Crtonist84 [5:52 PM]:
boo-ya
IHATEYOUTWO [5:52 PM]: and that lil "boo-ya" thing makes me wanna slap you so stop it
Crtonist84
[5:52 PM]: aliens are unaffected by human female slaps
